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Back by Popular Demand!
Limted run: Three weeks only!
Dec. 10-27

The SantaLand Diaries

by David Sedaris, adapted by Joe Mantello

Crumpet is back...and surly as ever!

From award-winning humorist, playwright and National Public Radio contributor David Sedaris ("Me Talk Pretty One Day", "When You Are Engulfed in Flames"), a dose of unconventional holiday humor, adapted from the author's best-selling "Holidays on Ice". A young man arrives in New York with dreams of being a writer for "One Life to Live" and instead lands a part-time job as a Macy's Christmas elf named Crumpet*. From humiliating interview to elf indoctrination to run-ins with miscast Santas, pushy parents and a host of oddball characters, the author's real-life experiences are merrily subversive and fall-on-your-knees funny! (Contains mature language and themes)
*featuring Gamm Resident Actor Steve Kidd as Crumpet.

$25 Tickets:
Thu 12/10 at 8pm
Sun 12/13 at 7pm
Mon 12/14 at 7pm
Wed 12/16 at 7pm
Thu 12/17 at 8pm
Sun 12/20 at 7pm
Sat 12/26 at 2pm and 8pm
Sun 12/27 at 2pm and 7pm
$30 Tickets:
Fri 12/11 at 8pm
Sat 12/12 at 8pm
Sun 12/13 at 2pm
Fri 12/18 at 8pm
Sat 12/19 at 8pm
Sun 12/20 at 2pm
Tue 12/22 at 7pm
Wed 12/23 at 7pm
Thu 12/24 at 5pm


"Vivid and hilarious." - Providence Phoenix
"Wickedly funny. It's a real good gift of theater." - Karen Adams, WJAR Channel 10
"Holiday cheer with a dark twist." - Providence Journal


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